* Hello, are you there?
* Yes, who are you please?
* I'm Watt.
* What's your name?
* Watt's my name.
* Yes, what's your name?
* My name is John Watt.
* John what?
* Yes, are you Jones?
* No I'm Knott.
* Will you tell me your name then?
* Will Knott.
* Why not?
* My name is Knott.
* Not what?
* Not Watt, Knott.
* What?